• Desperate friend: Please, I NEED that custom-built orangutan keyboard! I'll do anything you ask! ANYTHING!
  • Me: Actually, I do have something I'd like you to do for me...
  • Desperate friend: Okay, deal, I'll do it, whatever it is. What do you want me to do?
  • Me: here's my request: "Do not carry out this request."
  • Desperate friend: ...
  1. Date Posted Icon 18th April 2012
    2. Tags Icon #paradox#orangutan#desperate